TOM CRUISE IS a "Christlike figure" in Scientology? So says a high-ranking member of the celebrity-stalking cult.
At least, so says the British tabloid the Sun.
Or rather, so the Sun says of the Scientology source's saying so.
Ugh. I'm getting my typing fingers all tangled up.
Plus, I do not like to make fun of the mentally challenged.
I will stop here.